PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene.